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Los Tres Pa​ñ​ales

by Ideofone

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hey gertrude! the sheep got out again! music by brandon bermudez words by reid rohr great don't you be ashamed at least you don't talk this arrangement's starting to fray won't you please be my alibi promise you won't say what's the deal with the new sound? can't we have the old sound back in action? salesmen are savvy to this all these tricks only tax my endeavors this new revelation's going to stay oh heavens no shake it like a jackson baby now it's all the hype because it's on the radio i spy a gold everything thieves tell tv that liars awaited in long lines for minds of their own is that what you wanted to say you did not speak clearly you look so tired ugly are you doing alright? quell them all manifesto salvage the cause before they infiltrate songs turn to mannequins with stunning features cloned by a marketing team so it begins throw your stones satisfy your wanton desires and fear the peace forever cleanse - cleanse - cleanse we end this now precious time is wasted on garble spilt by hypocrites show us the way back open up and mouth the silent script matchmaker find me a man… i mean make me a match cuz i don't understand i'm downright confused i cut my hair right... i wear my jeans tight... it's not gay if you're in the same band down by the bay where the air is clean you can grab your gal and toss her in she's sure to try to get away so you've got to let her know it's either her or the baby this is for every loud mouth wagging its tongue every time you open up to let it reek spare us from your cultish trends unwarranted propaganda if you buy what you sell then you wouldn't have to push it on everyone else of course it's not just an opinion it's a way of life dress yourself appropriately and laugh at all the ways we conform i'm declaring war on almost everything it's about time for the changing tide to sweep her children back to sea you all look the same but i'm the one who's conforming you all sound the same what happened to the music?
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half dollar eyes music by brandon bermudez and reid rohr words by reid rohr even out under the lights just to hang by a thread for a spell cross and step backwards decent as time allows call for a bow backwash tastes best when it's dealt from the source don't beg for more than regrets name it a "chip off the ol' block" we'll say "blame you next year" every time the boat rocks we get sleepy paint the boathouse with disease sha ka ka sha na na yeah, we doin' the tango life be beautiful lest we go and spoil it with our fancy dreams (ra pa pa) everyone stay calm well my hope lies in nothing nothing can erase this place in here we all die each day at a time every minute is like a year every footstep brings the fucking ending wild could never even think about it tried to catch the last train out bit it was too late even the enzymes shudder at the endless guile get well soon ripe baby take this all i can't fake smiles as the elevator falls but i feel happy must have been a hundred letters stuffed in the glovebox, but i'm not ashamed it's come full circle and bout to start around again feed me to GOD the echo found its way back through the hallway right to where the symmetry ends dispel magic end this come back to earth stop feeding pigs kill them pause it come back to earth
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the soup that sickened the world music by brandon bermudez and ian mccarley words by reid rohr happens all too often although, i swear don't you? remember when we found that all these years I've had a problem, and it's swelled to a conviction i'll stay a liar til i'm broke, and then retire to my cell oh fuck! i think i'm drunk but i can't tell can you please take me home? know when it's snowing there's nowhere to go this loyal guardian one step behind us sex tapes and rainbows all jam packed with kittens jesus was a hypocrite they caught the whole thing on tape fetch me my waders and oxygen mask my supper's cold again so i let her have it think osama bin laden will send more planes my way? somewhere there must be a line drawn in the sand don't let them hear you, my dears no good will come of it keep watching nascar, my friends stereotypes can be fun keep your eyes on me keep your eyes off the ball 'round every bend "warily" the punitive reaction as atonement - nurture creatures of defense i think you forgot what we're pushing here no? you've just never touched it so leggo my stereo is this the fist of all that's amiss here? somebody gotta stop the nonsense cuz the end won't justify the means take back your airwaves and television beware! evil! ladies and gentlemen, step right up we have a great show for you today as you can see here in my right hand i have a firm grip on the american public while in my left hand i have democracy and here in the third hand, that's right folks, third hand we have your vote and as you can clearly see it's invisible oh no! they've let their sharp teeth show and it's all over now yeah baby even if the guns don't fix it you know that the bombs will maybe hitler had the right ideas we'll never know now (hell yeah) GOD burn this country to the ground hellish abyss satan spreads his wretched wings did i mention demons? sincerely never! you don't know but they won't show you now so get deaf/dumb as we get wealthy praise GOD the messiah of war it must be for our own good that they have been protecting us trying to keep everyone calm because if we only knew even though you can't see them the terrorists are everywhere you should just consider yourself lucky that you've never lived (insert correct answer here) don't you have pride like we have pride? see, these colors don't run unless, maybe you're using water colors won't you tell us something very scary? can you conjure up more ghastly ghouls? come on tell me how i'm brave teachers tell us how we're free again
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francis' toupee music by brandon bermudez words by reid rohr unbridled merriment saves the day but my mind won't shed its parts closer to none miss happy i noticed cramming fingers down her throat fashionably dazzling white in lovers' smiles the sting is temporary frowns say it all you're two minutes late for the sale of the day lifelong ties of distinguished lads separating finders from keepers heave from the waist down every craving has its good ends the talk wasn't so cheap on the receiving end because the view has shifted misconstrue philanthropy for parenting and stare at the sun feed me valium instead of my air supply happiness is always just a charge card and pen flick away i need hand bags with parachutes for bartering the lame somehow all my dreams have taken flight life is grand under the moon rape woke me up (and said) "you will all be stars!" grab your purses clever whores you gotta ride that big wave ramble you babble do battle with camel toes no one knows where i am going with this i just had to force it out last minute shit whoever said the best things in life are free never met my wallet-sized emphatic compatriot for my trust and all that's good you give your faithlessness for your entertainment yeah? bravo! how they catch the attention how expansive the market is getting bold how they softly entice us - oh you always wanted needed by the throat until you suffocate now do that stripper's hustle when it's safe enough to come flailing through trace steps dance to just keep up with, the tempo tempo beats it alive it's that groovy shit kinda swank so debonair hip fresh myriad of dancers rolling to the dance machine what a rampant plague when the irony sets in we're already gone how did we already come back to the start? sifting through the pile bastards came to poke at my brain but i guess i'm not so confused back again tomorrow i suppose clear the path for glamor and holiness bastards came to poke at my brain the more you go and gush you swim

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released April 19, 2011

produced by: ideofone
engineered and mixed - brandon busch
except cat emporium, engineered by ian mccarley and brandon busch, mixed by ian mccarley
recorded at sound media productions, seattle, washington, sporadically between the months of october 2007 to may 2008
except cat emporium, which was recorded at sound media productions and stratus eighty-one studios, los angeles, california
mastered by: ian mccarley at stratus eighty-one studios, los angeles, california

artwork by: elena peers
art direction, surprisingly enough, by ideofone
layout by ian mccarley
photos by one gay guy, two fat chicks and a sexy youth with nice mammaries, at a notorious lettered "mart"

subjects in question: charged with playing neat tunes and being incredibly sexy
brandon bermudez ian mccarley reid rohr

guest vocals on 'the soup that sickened the world':
luke severeid

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Ideofone Seattle, Washington

Ideofone is a four piece rock band out of Seattle, Washington. Drawing influences from a wide spectrum of artists, they have developed a sound that is truly unique to themselves.

They are currently hard at work in the studio recording their upcoming album, the rock opera Some Remarks on Ghosts, a project that's already three years in the making.
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